Small-Batch MegaMuffins Delivered by the Muffin Magician Himself
Scratch-made jumbo and mini muffins baked in Germantown, Wisconsin and hand-delivered within 30 miles—perfect for teachers, teams, families, and anyone who loves a little drama with their dessert.
Baked 1–2 days a week in small batches. When they’re gone, they’re gone...
Not Your Grocery Store Muffin Tray
Most event treats are…fine.
A plastic tray of muffins nobody remembers and everyone assumes came from aisle 7.
MegaMuffins are for the moments that deserve better:
Teacher appreciation mornings
Staff meetings that need a real morale boost
Family brunches and weekend get-togethers
Holidays where the dessert table needs a headliner
We keep it simple: small-batch, scratch-made muffins that look special, taste ridiculous, and show up ready to impress.
Ready to talk Muffins?
What Exactly is a MegaMuffin?
MegaMuffins are towering jumbo muffins and irresistible mini “megas” baked in small batches, tested, tweaked, and glazed until they’re worth talking about.
We play in 3 Flavor “lanes”
Classic Flavors
Cozy, always-good classics that work for everyone (like Chocolate Chip, Blueberry, Banana Nut, Lemon Poppy Seed, Double Chocolate
Seasonal Specials
Flavors built around the time of year (fall Maple Pecan, Holiday Orange Cranberry, Summer Berry)
Daring Bakes
The fun, slightly "wild experiments" for the adventurous crowd (Text for the latest)
Each flavor starts with real ingredients, scratch-made batter, and a lot of “okay but what if we added just a little more…?” energy.
Flavors People Can’t Stop Talking About
Golden Maple Pecan
Jumbo muffin with real Wisconsin maple syrup, toasted pecans, and a light maple drizzle on top
Spooky Chocolate Chocolate
A rich double-chocolate muffin loaded with chips and streaked with neon sprinkles—especially dangerous around Halloween
Orange Cranberry Burst
Bright orange zest glaze over a muffin packed with cranberries that literally burst from the top
Carmel Apple Crunch
Apple-filled muffin with from-scratch caramel drizzled over the top for that fairground-meets-cozy-kitchen vibe
Pistachio Cream Dream
Soft, nutty pistachio base with a creamy finish—this one never sticks around for long
You can stick with the tried-and-true flavors or ask Daniel what he’s currently obsessing over this week. Yes, “obsessing” is not used lightly!
Pricing
Jumbo MegaMuffins
$30/half dozen
$55/dozen
Mini MegaMuffins
$10/half dozen
$18/dozen
How Many Muffins Do You Actually Need?
Count how many people you’re feeding—and then add at least one more muffin.
There’s always someone who comes back for “just one more,” and MegaMuffins tend to create that person - sorry, not sorry.
Example ideas:
6–12 people → ½ dozen jumbos or 1–2 dozen minis
15–25 people → a mixed box of jumbos and minis
Teacher lounge or office floor → lots of minis so everyone can try multiple flavors
Not sure what to choose?
Text the Muffin Magician and he’ll talk you through it in 2–3 minutes.
How to Eat a MegaMuffin (The Four Forks Approach)
MegaMuffins aren’t just big for the sake of being big. They’re built to be shared.
Here’s the Muffin Magician’s favorite way to eat a jumbo:
You take the muffin, slice it into four wedges from the top down, and let each quarter fall open. Suddenly you’ve got four perfect sections, all that crumb and glaze and filling on display, waiting for four forks to dive in.
- Daniel “The Muffin Magician”
Around a table, that means:
Four friends
Four forks
One shared muffin moment
It’s a simple, delicious way to turn dessert into a little community-building ritual—whether you’re with coworkers in a break room, teachers in a lounge, or family around the kitchen table.
Of course, if you don’t feel like sharing… we won’t judge that either.
How Mega Muffins Works Spoiler: Just Text Daniel, The Muffin Magician
Send Daniel a text
Tell him about your event, how many people you’re feeding, and when you need the muffins.Pick your flavors together
Daniel will walk you through regular, seasonal, and daring options. You can keep it safe or go full “Muffin Magician” with something unique that he's thinking about that week.Small-batch baking, one week out
Muffins are baked fresh with 1 day before your event. Orders are limited each week, so about a one-week lead time is ideal. If you ask sweetly, he might be able to deliver them still warm because next to, well you know, warm muffins take the "cake"...Hand delivery or easy pickup
Daniel personally delivers within roughly 30 miles of Germantown, WI, or arranges a simple pickup spot.
Got a Wild Flavor Idea? Challenge the Muffin Magician
Some of the best bakes start with, “Okay, don’t laugh, but what if…”
If you have a muffin flavor you’ve never seen anywhere else, Daniel wants to hear it.
Here’s how the MegaMuffin Flavor Challenge works:
Text Daniel and pitch your idea.
If he thinks it’s doable (and fun), he’ll test it in small batches. This is his version of therapy.
If your flavor becomes a limited-time special and enough people order it, you’ll earn a free dozen mini MegaMuffins as a thank-you.
It’s a little crowd-sourced magic that keeps things fun and makes you part of the story.
Have a flavor idea right now?
See the Muffins in the Wild
From Fourth of July almond-inspired muffins to Halloween-ready Spooky Chocolate Chocolate, MegaMuffins are built to be photographed and devoured.
Follow along for new flavors and behind-the-scenes baking on Instagram: @mega.muffins
Meet Daniel, the Muffin Magician
Daniel didn’t start his career covered in flour and orange zest glaze.
Like a lot of us, he spent years in the more “serious” world—until he started baking muffins for fun, bringing them to friends, and realizing how much joy one ridiculous muffin can create.
Now he experiments with flavors, tests recipes, measures boxes, perfects drizzles, and hand-delivers each order because the stories and smiles are half the fun. The joy is the simple things.
You’re not just ordering from a bakery website.
You’re talking with the actual human who bakes your muffins.
Text Daniel to talk flavors, events, and wild ideas
A Few Quick Questions People Ask
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For now, Daniel delivers within about 30 miles of Germantown, Wisconsin. If you’re close but not sure, call and ask.
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About one week ahead is ideal. MegaMuffins are baked in small batches, and Daniel limits how many orders he takes each week. -
Minimum order is ½ dozen muffins in any mix of sizes and flavors. -
Not right now. Delivery or a simple pickup spot is included for local orders while Daniel keeps things small and personal. -
Allergies are handled best in a real conversation. Call or Text Daniel and he’ll walk through what’s in each flavor and what’s possible.
Ready to Talk Muffins?
If you’re even thinking about muffins for your next school event, team meeting, or family gathering, just text.
Daniel will help you figure out:
How many you really need
Which flavors make sense for your crowd
Timing, delivery, and all the small details
Prefer to write it out? Use this form and Daniel will call or email you back between batches.